Monday, December 08, 2008
Breaking News: Myspazz gets updated!
Hello all, as you've no doubt noticed I've not updated for a while. Seeing as nothing particularly monumental happened in the game industry during the months of October and November it seemed pointless putting anything up here.
But now that the festive season is upon us it seems appropriate at least say hello and wish you all the best during this, the month of Jesus Christ our saviour's birth.
To celebrate I've brought you something special:
Merry Christmas everyone!
But now that the festive season is upon us it seems appropriate at least say hello and wish you all the best during this, the month of Jesus Christ our saviour's birth.
To celebrate I've brought you something special:
Merry Christmas everyone!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Burnout Paradise Motorbike Patch: Review
It is Burnout with motorbikes, I say motorbikes plural - there are two bikes. Probably more if you bother to unlock something or other. Oh also night time.
7/10
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Nintendo Toys In Penis Horror!
This definitely looks like a penis to me. I've been on the phone to my therapist and having seen the photo himself, he admits that even HE thinks it looks like a penis, so it's not just down to my obsession/phobia.
Sort it out Nintendo!
(Just to clarify, I coloured in the lower one.)
Friday, September 12, 2008
A Lesson In Marketing
Q.) If you have a massive expansion for one of the most popular games this generation that consists of hour upon hour of extra content, all the while retaining the same high quality of the original game - what would be the best way to advertise a price cut for said expansion?
A.) Apparently this:
This may well be an all time low.
A.) Apparently this:
This may well be an all time low.
Sunday, September 07, 2008
XBLA Revisited: N+
As you've no doubt noticed, things just don't seem to get done around here like they used to. Call it idleness, call it a lack of willpower to do anything other than find high quality images of Hilary Duff's camel toe, and double over in a frenzied-wank-induced stupor - but whatever I've been pulling for the last few months, it certainly hasn't been my weight.
In light of this I've decided to don my creativity trousers and bring you all a gift, as a sort of apology for not being funny any more.
So there it is, hopefully the first of many - though probably the last to use N+'s stupid level editor.
Please keep reading, I do still love you all. Except for you.
x
In light of this I've decided to don my creativity trousers and bring you all a gift, as a sort of apology for not being funny any more.
So there it is, hopefully the first of many - though probably the last to use N+'s stupid level editor.
Please keep reading, I do still love you all. Except for you.
x
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Red Alert 3 Just Got Interesting
Because now when a cutscene kicks in we can all have a jolly good tug over Gemma Atkinson's massive plastic tits.
If this isn't 200th post worthy, then I don't know what is.
If this isn't 200th post worthy, then I don't know what is.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
All Faith In The Video Game Industry: Lost
For this is the box art for Echochrome.
If you need me I'll be in the basement with a noose around my neck and my penis hanging out.
If you need me I'll be in the basement with a noose around my neck and my penis hanging out.
Child Pornography Discovered in Hitman!
Can you believe it? There I was wandering around the home of a South American drug baron, marvelling at his lavish interiors when I stumbled across this...
A TOPLESS CHILD!
God knows what the folk at IO Interactive were thinking but the Daily Mail is going to have a field day with this.
A TOPLESS CHILD!
God knows what the folk at IO Interactive were thinking but the Daily Mail is going to have a field day with this.
