If you need me I'll be in the basement with a noose around my neck and my penis hanging out.
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 13:14
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Child Pornography Discovered in Hitman!
Can you believe it? There I was wandering around the home of a South American drug baron, marvelling at his lavish interiors when I stumbled across this...
A TOPLESS CHILD!
God knows what the folk at IO Interactive were thinking but the Daily Mail is going to have a field day with this.
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 13:09
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HELLO!
This is Myspazz.com, a rubbish blog run by two stupid boys called Glass Museum and Johnny Apocalypse. These are, of course, not our real names, but ones we have adopted to protect our families from shame. We used to specialise in public cries for help and stuff from Japan, but Glass got a girlfriend, and Johnny returned home. So, now we just write stupid shit about videogames. Sorry.
Oh, and if you were expecting some big hilarious parody of Myspace.com, you'll have to wait until we sell the domain to someone who'll actually make use of it properly. This is a genuine offer, and not one to be taken lightly.