Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Problems with Assassin's Creed: Part 1 (of 867)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
New Contender for Creepiest Baby Game:
Mmm... That's right Jade, put on the nice panties that daddy bought you. Now do a little turn... That's the ticket.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Joke of the Month.
Q.) Why did the Italian plumber get kicked out of the chocolate factory?
A.) Because he tried to marry a galaxy (Mario Galaxy).
More gems like that: Soon.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Imagine Babies or Baby Pals: Which is Less Likely to Result in Arrest?
Imagine Babies
Not so much a baby as a toddler really. Slightly gormless expression suggests parents are half-witted benefit hoarders who's attempts at educating the fat idiot are 12 hour marathons of Boo-Bah. Nice room though.
6/10
Baby Pals
Looking like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and a nudist, Baby Pals definitely caters for audiences seeking a more risqué approach to child upbringing. Baby's size in comparison to clouds suggests that it is some sort of baby giant - or in fact, giant baby. Effective use of little white bird.
8/10
Not so much a baby as a toddler really. Slightly gormless expression suggests parents are half-witted benefit hoarders who's attempts at educating the fat idiot are 12 hour marathons of Boo-Bah. Nice room though.6/10
Baby Pals
Looking like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and a nudist, Baby Pals definitely caters for audiences seeking a more risqué approach to child upbringing. Baby's size in comparison to clouds suggests that it is some sort of baby giant - or in fact, giant baby. Effective use of little white bird.8/10
Golden Compass DS Promotes Child Abuse!
