Monday, October 29, 2007

Keeley Hazell Plunges Shaft into Box

It's upsetting to see that video game launches are still a fairly Z-list affair, but at least the title should keep the site traffic flowing for another month.
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 18:54 | link | 3 comments |  

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Horsez 2 Vaguely Familiar...

Of course! It's the sequel to Horsez. How silly of me.
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 20:57 | link | 0 comments |  

Assassin's Creed Has Gone Gold!

It's official! The game that PS3 owners have been longing for, and Xbox 360 owners are making time in between their buckets of excellent games for is nearly upon us. The game launches November 16th, and is said to be the best free running game since the free running game.

We can't wait!
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 20:47 | link | 0 comments |  

Man Glues Head to Satellite Dish: Starts to Bleed


Let this be a lesson to you all!
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 20:29 | link | 0 comments |  

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Capcom Announces New IP!

:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 23:37 | link | 3 comments |  

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Learn to Graffiti with a Talking Crayon.

Oh, and a camel in a fez.

:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 12:37 | link | 5 comments |  

Monday, October 15, 2007

Is The Simpsons Game Out Soon Mother?

We didn't even have to Photo-shop this one.
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 22:39 | link | 0 comments |  

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Yet More Brain Training Rip-Offs for the Nintendo DS

:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 23:06 | link | 1 comments |  

EA Embrace In-Game Advertising

Mmm... Subtle.
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 22:38 | link | 1 comments |  

Exclusive: First Screen Shot of Colin McCrae 2008

:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 22:30 | link | 7 comments |  

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Limited Call Of Duty 4 Collector's Edition Announced


The set includes:

  • Special Limited Edition embossed packaging
  • An action-packed film / documentary (168 mins run-time) entitled Great SAS Missions, containing expertly researched archive footage of the SAS in action, along with interviews and accounts from former SAS members. The film/documentary charts the history of the SAS from their formation back in the Second World War, right through to the 'Scudbusting' role they played during Desert Storm and other modern day conflicts.
  • 'Making of' footage highlighting Infinity Ward's research, technology and story development for Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
  • A level walkthrough by the developer.
  • A limited edition Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare poster.
  • An exclusive hardcover art book featuring never-before-seen concept, development and final in-game artwork from the award winning team that details the breath-taking action from the soldier to the satellite.
  • Fully loaded Ak-47.
    • :: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 18:09 | link | 0 comments |  

    George of the Jungle to Receive BBFC 18 Rating.

    :: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 14:08 | link | 0 comments |  

    Hitman-hot-man Tim Olyphant in Turok 3D

    But let's face it, Turok's been shit for ages anyway. It's not like he can crucify this series as well.
    :: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 13:20 | link | 0 comments |  

    Wednesday, October 03, 2007

    Another one of those rubbish vet games.

    :: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 17:51 | link | 1 comments |  

    Bladestorm: PS3 and 360 screen shot comparison!

    PS3

    Xbox 360

    As you can see, in the Xbox 360 game the man is wearing a hat making it clearly superior to the PS3's hat-less failure.
    :: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 17:46 | link | 0 comments |