If you were a highflying executive at one of the world's largest electronics companies, and your biggest rival had just released a pink version of their top selling console to entice the much ignored demographic of gays, poofs, fruits and possibly women - what would you do?

The exact same thing of course!

Here's several (two) jokes we thought up to celebrate the occasion:

1.

Q: What's long, hard and pink and confuses women?

A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!

2.

Q: What video games console does pop transvestite "pink" like the most?

A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!*

Come back next month/year when we re-publish all those wii jokes we read at the Gamespot forums.


*This might not be true, she probably thinks PSP is some kind of hallucinogenic pill.