Wednesday, August 23, 2006

PSP mock-a-thon!

If you were a highflying executive at one of the world's largest electronics companies, and your biggest rival had just released a pink version of their top selling console to entice the much ignored demographic of gays, poofs, fruits and possibly women - what would you do?

The exact same thing of course!

Here's several (two) jokes we thought up to celebrate the occasion:

1.

Q: What's long, hard and pink and confuses women?

A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!

2.

Q: What video games console does pop transvestite "pink" like the most?

A: A NEW PINK PSP OF COURSE!*

Come back next month/year when we re-publish all those wii jokes we read at the Gamespot forums.


*This might not be true, she probably thinks PSP is some kind of hallucinogenic pill.
:: posted by Johnny Apocalypse, 08:48

7 Comments:

Those crappy emo fags might like one as well, although there are no serrated edges to cut tram lines on their wrists... fucking nobcheeses...
Anonymous, at 10:16 PM  
Hello!

This is good!

Carry on updating, and stop not updating!

I still want to see the second part of the Hitman: Blood Money thing. I want it to go on forever.
Dreaded Walrus, at 4:02 AM  
Why does everything pink have to mean it's for girls?

I am a girl, and infact, I would rather have any other colour than pink for my PSP!
Anonymous, at 8:12 PM  
How about you loosers stop uing socially unacceptable and prejudice names for people! Who the fuck cares whatever the hell your talking about i dont even know why im on this site i just wanted to comment on how horrible you all are. And i hope you do the world a favor and slit your wrists along with your derogatory veiws of the world!
Anonymous, at 11:25 AM  
Hello fans!
Johnny Apocalypse, at 8:33 PM  
Transvestites are people too you know!! (Not like I care, but The Rocky Horror Show is on my top ten film list) & I'm going to compleatly ignore your women insult because I infact have a black PSP
Nikz, at 4:17 PM  
Racist.
Johnny Apocalypse, at 10:19 PM  

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