He told us not to worry about the success of the Revolution, and pointed calmly at the unmanned Xbox 360 behind him. He then offered to suck our cocks for drug money as long as we didn't tell anyone.
This is Myspazz.com, a rubbish blog run by two stupid boys called Glass Museum and Johnny Apocalypse. These are, of course, not our real names, but ones we have adopted to protect our families from shame. We used to specialise in public cries for help and stuff from Japan, but Glass got a girlfriend, and Johnny returned home. So, now we just write stupid shit about videogames. Sorry.
Oh, and if you were expecting some big hilarious parody of Myspace.com, you'll have to wait until we sell the domain to someone who'll actually make use of it properly. This is a genuine offer, and not one to be taken lightly.