I know, I know, it's been fucking ages - but hopefully this update is distasteful enough for you all to forgive me.

Also: It was supposed to be about an X-Men sequel after finding a rather excellent photo of her in a wheelchair, but then I forgot where I'd seen it so this is going to have to do :(

Remember kids: God hates racists.

Hello all, as you've no doubt noticed I've not updated for a while. Seeing as nothing particularly monumental happened in the game industry during the months of October and November it seemed pointless putting anything up here.

But now that the festive season is upon us it seems appropriate at least say hello and wish you all the best during this, the month of Jesus Christ our saviour's birth.

To celebrate I've brought you something special:


Merry Christmas everyone!

It is Burnout with motorbikes, I say motorbikes plural - there are two bikes. Probably more if you bother to unlock something or other. Oh also night time.

7/10

This definitely looks like a penis to me. I've been on the phone to my therapist and having seen the photo himself, he admits that even HE thinks it looks like a penis, so it's not just down to my obsession/phobia.

Sort it out Nintendo!

(Just to clarify, I coloured in the lower one.)

Q.) If you have a massive expansion for one of the most popular games this generation that consists of hour upon hour of extra content, all the while retaining the same high quality of the original game - what would be the best way to advertise a price cut for said expansion?

A.) Apparently this:


This may well be an all time low.

As you've no doubt noticed, things just don't seem to get done around here like they used to. Call it idleness, call it a lack of willpower to do anything other than find high quality images of Hilary Duff's camel toe, and double over in a frenzied-wank-induced stupor - but whatever I've been pulling for the last few months, it certainly hasn't been my weight.

In light of this I've decided to don my creativity trousers and bring you all a gift, as a sort of apology for not being funny any more.


So there it is, hopefully the first of many - though probably the last to use N+'s stupid level editor.

Please keep reading, I do still love you all. Except for you.

x

Because now when a cutscene kicks in we can all have a jolly good tug over Gemma Atkinson's massive plastic tits.


If this isn't 200th post worthy, then I don't know what is.